Dunce-ty Baker

I officially hate Johnny B. Baker more than any manager the Cubs have ever had. Today is the perfect example of why. Not only is Ryan Dempster starting. Not only is Neifi Perez playing for Todd Walker so Jerry Hairston Jr. can sit on the bench for yet another day. Not only does Todd Hollandworth continue to play while Jason Dubois sits. But Neifi is hitting SECOND. SECOND. In a lineup that includes Corey Patterson, Nomar Garciaparra, Aramis Ramirez, Derrek Lee, Jeromy Burnitz, Todd Hollandsworth, and Michael Barrett, Dusty hits NEIFI PEREZ second. The man needs to be fired now. Not today. Not after breakfast. NOW. It's going to be a loooooooong season with this man at the helm and Neifi Perez at second base.

Where's the Tylenol?