Kenny Williams is Killing Ozzie Guillen

SURPRISE, Ariz.

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen had a cardiac catheterization performed on him this Wednesday, lending even more credence to my theory that Kenny Williams is trying to kill Guillen. How else do you explain trading Carlos Lee for Scott Podsednik and Luis Viscaino? Or flat-out refusing to negotiate with any Scott Boras clients? Or deciding that Orlando "El Doody" Hernandez and Jose Contreras are a good 40% of a starting rotation? Or throwing A.J. Pierzynski into a clubhouse full of guys that he absolutely used to hate?

I thought the Cubs had problems. The Cubs are merely Marilyn Manson to the White Sox's Charles Manson.