Sunday, April 03, 2005

Break Out the Neat's Foot Oil

Lace up those cleats, oil up that glove, tar up that bat, and juice up those muscles. Opening Day, which still unbelievably is not an American holiday, is almost here. Don't give me that nonsense about the game going on tonight that no one without an annoying accent cares about. It's called Opening DAY, and it starts tomorrow. Cubs. Diamondbacks. Zambrano. Vasquez. It's going to be sweet.

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