Congratulations, America! We're Morons!

Now we've gone and done it. I warned as many friends as I could to resist temptation. But we went ahead and Made Jose "Still Rockin' the Mullet" Canseco's book a best seller. Why? We know what he said. We know he's seen Mark McGwire's bare ass in a men's room stall. We know it's probably crappier than Pete Rose's book. Yet we did exactly what Canseco wanted us to do. We went out and bought his book. Do you realize, all you book-buyers, what that makes you? That makes you dumber than Jose Canseco. You got outsmarted by Jose Canseco. This man!


God have mercy on us, America.

The dumbing down of America has caused us to make the following household names:

1. Uggs
2. Ashley Simpson
3. William Hung
4. The O.C.
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Jerry Springer
   
7. Janet Jackson's Nipple
8. Blogs
   

America, for the love of God, STOP. The next time you find yourself buying a John Mayer CD or flipping your visor upside-down and backwards, DON'T DO IT. We can stop this nonsense if we all work together.